Why do I hear the words all wrong?
Why do I hear the words all wrong? Please excuse me while I sound like me. I always sound like me, but WHY do I hear the words all wrong. Wrongly? Incorrectly?
Why can’t I be me? Why do I hear the words all wrong?
Eventually, AI will take care of me, I guess. Hi, Binx. Bye, Binx. He didn’t bite me.
Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me.
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Well. Vince is back. All the things done were undone and done and then done again! Welcome back. As I said to one of my favorite human beings on planet Earth (which we forget about, a lot, that this is a planet) “I’m bummed about WWE, This sucks, I can’t with Vince bullshit anymore.”
I AM 41 YEARS OLD. When I was seven (7) years old a friend of mine told me that pro wrestling could be good. I hated WWE, then the WWF. I thought it was for children, which says much about the WWF as it does about me being a child. He showed me Sting, his favorite, and through that I learned about Ric Flair, the 4 Horsemen, I knew who “Mean” Mark Calloway/Callous was (ostensibly before he Thing Blue Line’d himself into Magaland).
Sting changed my life. And then Brian Pillman. The Steiners. 6:05 changed my life; forget the Monday Night Wars. When things got a little better over there, did I watch? Yes, of course. ECW (the real deal, mind you) saved me. ECW gave me something to live for, more than anything. ROH, much much later on.
Pro wrestling saved my life.
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Saturday was fun. Sunday was not. And it isn’t the Cody thing; Once the Usos lost on Saturday it was clear Roman wouldn’t lose on Sunday. It is the Vince thing.
NEAT, THAT IS A LOT OF MONEY THAT PROVES SOMETHING IS GOOD.
Nope.
Honestly, full chest: FUCK YOU VINCE MCMAHON
and my phone autocorrects McMahon to McRib so hey.
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Is AEW *THE* answer? I don’t know. But it is *AN* answer and fuuuuuck, when could we really say that? Yes.
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My favorite things from the week/end are varied, but my very favorites are ROH, the Circle6 Minoru Suzuki karaoke jam, not getting mauled by my cat and SAMI AND KEVIN. Those dudes were on the mothereffing TODAY SHOW. Steen and Generico on the Today Show? Wild.
Anything is possible.
(eddie shoulda won tho)
Love,
Andrea